Jennifer Clements (aka Jen-Bum-Anus-Face)

 

This miraculous human being and I met in the queue for law school registration at the University of Cape Town in 2004. Jen was wearing a pink boob tube and an incredibly short white jean mini skirt (with legs for days) and was hanging from a party the previous night (I think it may have been Chilli & Lime Bar??). I offered her a menthol cigarette and she accepted. From that day our friendship blossomed, with a mutual love for cigarettes, short skirts, ‘hoer haka’, Woolies Zesty White (#elvinomustflow) and the law, we were set to conquer Tiger Tiger...I mean...Cape Town or wherever the next skop was located. We graduated together (on my birthday) as the "Two Jens", despite smashing many a long nights out (studying, in between exams that is) and managed to never fight despite literally doing everything together during our time  at University, including convincing Mo and Po that it was a good idea to live together (with Dione Mentis). Jen Bum you, hippie loving, passionate and positive soul,  you have filled my life with so many special positive happy memories through some very gruelling nights (‘Jen, do a spider diagram!!’) and tough times but lets not forget all the good... "if I have a problem, if I am surf, I am not thinking about that problem, I am thinking about the the waves"... Its an absolute honour to have you as my bridesmaid. P.S. I still have to get you back for making me do a dance at your wedding....